Alien Sex Fiends

Now let rummage thru the ole memorys,
Hmmm! yes here it is .
In viet nam there were many little ladies with slanted dark eyes.
I believe I did resist a time or two, thou not to hard.
By my god the french vietnamse girls, long legs clean up to thier............
well time were unusal then.
Why I remeber one who must have been hooked up to a vacum cleaner.
Oh! shoot I just remebered, I was the alien then.
Does that count?
Gigas,
like the idiot viedo store clerk in Mib said, "What's up with all that annel probing?"
Lol

Davefair

davefair wrote:

Now let rummage thru the ole memorys,
Hmmm! yes here it is .
In viet nam there were many little ladies with slanted dark eyes.
I believe I did resist a time or two, thou not to hard.
By my god the french vietnamse girls, long legs clean up to thier............
well time were unusal then.
Why I remeber one who must have been hooked up to a vacum cleaner.
Oh! shoot I just remebered, I was the alien then.
Does that count?
Gigas,
like the idiot viedo store clerk in Mib said, "What's up with all that annel probing?"
Lol

Davefair

Oh, you guy make me laugh sometimes.

That sir,
was my intention.
My language skills and spelling are atrocious but my intentions are of the highest.

Davefair

Just google "sex with aliens" or the like and you might come to the conclusion that you're the only person that's missed the flight to orgasmia.

Well to tell the truth
there was a time or two when I woke up early in the morning and got the urge to chew my arm off rather then awaken the gargoil on the other side of the bed. (wink, nudge, nudge) At closing time whats left over looks good.
I under stand that to be a true Aussie you have to sleep with a croc. or was that Steve Irwin? Ha well the odds of my making it to aussie land are about as good as my driving the two hours over to the land of Mickey duck with all of my grown grandchildren, as in slim to none.
A good welcome to the club while I'm at it. Here in Florida, us Natives are called variously Crackers or Rednecks. Crackers are the whips we use on cattle drives. Rednecks for bieng out in the sun.
By the By having a little flooding?

Dave(the cracker)fair

I've woken up with a few good enough to make molds for gorilla biscuits. I classify this as sex with aliens. Surely, that's the only explaination.