When I was a kid, they taught me to count seconds like this:
"One Mississippi, Two Mississippi, Three Mississippi, Four Mississippi....."
Now, I have to count seconds like this:
"One Maine, Two Maine, Three Maine, Four Maine..."
I'm running around frantically trying to get everything done!
I wake up, and next thing I know it's dinnertime!
Anyone else? Why is this happening?
It feels like being stuck in molasses.