Happy Birthday, ALBERT!

I see that member ALBERT has a birthday coming up and would like to wish him the best on that day.

I should really check out the birthday area more often as I have missed many others' birthdays.

To the others': Happy belated birthday.

Thank You for remembering my Birthday !!

I try to do everything I possibly can to forget about birthdays and do what Jack Benny did in attempting to freeze it all at age 39.
(my ex claims that I froze my age at 10.Bless her #&#$ ^&(%$#@ heart !! )

However, I must be realistic and act mature, I suppose, and just admit to the fact that I was born 62 years ago.

Thanks again for the warm wishes and thoughtfulness !!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALBERT!!

I wanted to send more than emoticons, but I couldnt get the beer and hookers attached to the post.

Party on and have a greeat one!


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For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow...

Which nobody BETTER deny, which nobody BETTER deny

For he's a jolly good follow...

Which nobody BETTER deny

(Tom Baker sang that in a Robin Hood parody.)

From Albert:

THANK YOU....THANK YOU VERY MUCH.



From Albert's Ex:

"Well you can take that %@#$*&% cake and *@%$#^& shove it up your *$#@%%&$%^ !@#. "

"Where's my %&*@$#% money ?."
"...You better not have spent it on those $^&*@#$ hookers and &^%$*@#$ beer, again !!!"

"Yeah....I'll sing....I'll sing for he's a jolly good @$$ ^&%$, that's what I'll sing !"

"You totaly useless sack of $&#$ !!!"

Those are hilarious, ALBERT. Have a wonderful day today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALBERT !!!!

My mother thanks you

My father thanks you

My brother thanks you

My sister thanks you

But most of all...






THANK YOU Jack Daniels !!