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Sign me up and take me to your leader!
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Registration date : 2010-06-22
|Subject: Sign me up and take me to your leader! Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:36 pm|| |
Just starting a discussion about something I'd like to see happen.
Forming a consensual abductee network:
So I was thinking, surely aliens have some way to view our internet, why not have abduction gatherings for those willing to become test subjects or intergalactic migrant workers in exchange for some kind of alien experience or lifestyle. I for one would love the opportunity to be part of something like this and it would prevent or perhaps solve the issue of people being abducted without their consent. Why not just have local/regional BBQs somewhere and announce the date and location in advance so we can be easily found and "abducted." As a note of security though, make sure no one gets into any 'alien' vehicle that isn't a space ship (ie descended from space)! And bring your own food/drink. No cool aid! lol Oh, and no participation in war and conflict.
It would be postulated in our charter of course that we should be taken care of in a compassionate manner and treated as a brother/sister species rather than as pets or slaves, but that we are open to having our minds backed up, erased, and/or modified (bodily as well if necessary) to suit our/their needs in the alien environment. Painfull experiments must be done under NOX or otherwise and be fully repaired, and the experience is to be permanent or semi-permanent.
We would use facebook or something like that to get organized and see what happens.
Of course, even if no one gets abducted, we all would still have fun and something to eat. So why not?
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Location : UK
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|Subject: Re: Sign me up and take me to your leader! Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:06 pm|| |
Thanks for the laugh Abductmenow !
Hello and welcome to the forum .
|Subject: Re: Sign me up and take me to your leader! Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:47 pm|| |
You've got a lot of humour or a lot of guts - i'm still trying to decide which?
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Registration date : 2010-06-22
|Subject: Re: Sign me up and take me to your leader! Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:09 am|| |
I've got guts, any alien that opens me up will find that out! My sense of humor aside, I AM serious.
There is a twin subject at MUFON where I wrote:
Endeavoring to explore the possibility both willingly and courageously would result in a much different experience than suddenly being taken against your will and traumatized. Parachuting or having your wisdom teeth removed would be so terrifying if you hadn't planned on it, didn't understand it and didn't know why it was happening. Sometimes, you have to be willing to take the first step when the outcome is unknown, otherwise you'll never know what 'it' is. I would hope that the people-aliens would view our willingness to be known to them amicably and respect our courage and sacrifice.
I doubt that it is their intention to traumatize abductees, what purpose might it serve the aliens other than to keep their secret or presence from being known by making it painful for an abductee to talk about or face... but what if we just agreed to accept their curiousity and satiate our own, and/or permanently relocate to an alien world or colony somewhere and become part of the prototype social relationship between an alien species and humans! Perhaps there is some function we could fill out among the stars, though hopefully they have machines to clean their toilets. lol Who knows, maybe we could even meet a Methusala.
|Subject: Re: Sign me up and take me to your leader! Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:25 pm|| |
It would be interesting if you performed a poll. I wonder how many people would vote yes to being the ultimate exchange student!
|Subject: Re: Sign me up and take me to your leader! Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:11 pm|| |
|Subject: Re: Sign me up and take me to your leader! Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:53 pm|| |
A very interesting idea,but one covered under the heading of 'Be Careful What You Wish For...'.
We (I and those closest to me and have shared experiences with me) recognize that not all aliens out there are like the ones we've encountered and seem to be responsible for the majority of benign abductions/encounters.
However,the ones we have encountered are still around and you do not want to have any kind of encounter with them.Our encounters and experiences have not been 'benign' with these other aliens,and we have zero desire to ever be anywhere near them or their ships ever again.
So,while we applaud your boldness and initiative,please accept our advice in treading with care for your own sake and safety.
|Subject: Re: Sign me up and take me to your leader! Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:24 pm|| |
That plan was already entered by the aliens and our secret government military complex back in the 40s according to those who write about the agenda. What, you think the alien is going to knock on your door and say, hello sir, I am from the regulis star system and were conducting a human survey aboard our ship. Would you care to take a ride.
No, they take whoever they want and you don't say no. If you do, they look at you with the deep stare and scramble your mind.
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Registration date : 2014-07-01
|Subject: Re: Sign me up and take me to your leader! Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:25 pm|| |
Your thread made me think. What if...
That may be the best or worst experience for those willing to go along.
AN EXAMPLE OF THE BEST CASE SCENARIO WOULD BE FOR ME;
The good news is, I find that according to an Elvis, -I am cool and he just could not wait to meet me making him the one to introduce me to everybody else in the garden of Eden where I am to hold hands with the Queen of all Alien Greys & Drones & Co and swear on my life that I do intend to keep all Alien related technologies to myself (yoink) but, -we are NOT allowed to eat the fruit of the tiniest apple tree that I have ever seen in my entire life. Reading from the latest comic book set to become the next big thing in my image, Marilyn Monroe and me are gulping down calorie-free candies & sugar-free sugarcanes falling from synchronised teleporting music & strobe astromech droids - btw, -I am informed by Einstein, -I am cool and he has taken the liberty of telepathically projecting his theories on all existence into my brain as long as I don't embarrass him by telling anyone.
On the downside, some purple plant once died on another planet with far too much plantlife and the matter outraged the universe so much that a prince farted in his sleep and that's why my personal time machine has been parked in one of the galleys near the rows of trees dropping bearberries all over the holographic floor that I have incidentally also won alongside the sun & sola system. Meanwhile, all the pornstars on Earth are preparing their embryo's for my return...
AN EXAMPLE OF THE WORST CASE SCENARIO WOULD BE ME;
The bad news is, -I find that not only can I not return home due to Alien security reasons or jump ship due to Alien religious reasons, -but where I am going temperature simply can not materialize anything other then granite-like minerals and our entire vessel and (more importantly me) become slowly fossilized throughout the duration of the voyage. My remaining space adventure consists of a daily spiritual bath in any mass of insects of my choosing and then straight to bed with them for yet another 32 and half hours (hmmmm. yes. a dailyn basis) - btw, -I have been forced into marrying a very big, very hairy and very smelly Xenomorph (murderous thief) due to an Alien board game I never even got to play while I am literally pi$$ed all over by what I believe to be some kind of priest. It is customary and I must lose my testicles in honer for it.
On the upside, I must one day return home after all due to Alien politics and it has been insisted that my fossil remains are turned to solid gold by magic as a peace offering for my native government...
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