I don't care about you at all, to be honest. I have, however, always been extremely annoyed by the bullies in life, who act superior and try to belittle others to make themselves appear special. In your case, that is what makes you magnetic. You regularly post links to your site here on the forum, and I have been intrigued and followed the links to see what they were about. Only to find such writing as I have mention previously. Like Necco Wafers as a child, I hated them, but kept trying them, each time naively hoping they might taste better.
This typical bullying tactic - "At what point are you snide and nasty and painful to read?" That places me in the 'being the one to hit back', at the one who hits. You don't have to hit me, I can feel for others as well. However, now we are done. Go back to your belittling ways and feel good in your superiority. I hope, however, you do not. I am happy that one person you associate with (Tyler Kokjohn) does not act the same way. Good for them!
Oh yes, it was not a 'fake review'. Merely a statement that I am glad I read the preview before wasting any amount of money, and gave my reasoning for why.